Score: 6

"wait, what?"

submission: Khicken Part One

date: November 6, 2009

Started off alright. I thought this was supposed to be a straight up comedy with such an absurd idea. (bio-engineered chicken?!) When the kidnapper demanded the chicken so dramatically, thought that was intentionally funny. As it drug on after that, I realized we're supposed to take this thing a somewhat seriously. Not good.

The semi-serious tone of this piece makes the whole thing just weird. Character's didn't seem very interesting, and a lot of the writing felt . . . like it was writing.

I commend you for going through and finishing a concept you had, but this isn't working.

Score: 9

"wow"

submission: Dick Neck: Origins

date: August 29, 2009

I am thoroughly impressed. Normally, when a bbs-induced meme gets overblown, the results are usually pretty shoddy, but this was relatively awesome. The Unstable tactical nuke mascot killed me. Good job.

Score: 9

"Awesome"

submission: The Crew Talks Art

date: August 15, 2009

"Draw slowly. . ." That had me in stitches.

Cool little scene. Felt like this could be a part of a larger production/story. By itself it's charming and hilarious, but I see potential. Dragged just a tiny bit somewhere in the middle, but otherwise very good.

Funny stuff.

Score: 10

"Whoa"

submission: cupcake?

date: August 9, 2009

It's like modern art, except with actual technical skill behind it.

Score: 6

"Not bad, not great"

submission: Midnight Visit

date: July 17, 2009

The tension you build with the monster, and then just having him give a candybar was pretty nice., but why'd you have to use a name brand bar? Kind of ruined it for me. Would have liked to see something original here.

And speaking of originality, I couldn't help but be reminded of Adam Phillip's flash that has a similar premise and ends exactly like this.

Should try doing something that's a bit more your own.

Score: 10

"Wow"

submission: The Ballad of CrippleKane

date: June 29, 2009

That was really nice, man. Imaginative & fun. The graphic look was also done very nicely. Akin to the KFP opening scene.

Kudos.

Score: 10

"WHAT?"

submission: Awesome Cracks Down

date: May 26, 2009

I don't know the hell I just saw, but this flash cracked me up in a couple of spots.

"COFFEE FOR EVERYOOOONNEE"

Score: 5

"No thanks."

submission: Life in the Portal

date: April 7, 2009

Inbred hate humor is the last thing Newgrounds needs. Apart from the overdone idea, this felt really narcissistic.

No more episodes, please.

Score: 10

"wow"

submission: Robot Dinosaurs

date: April 6, 2009

This wins. I don't know if there's much else to say about this. I mean, it's like, you took every possible cool idea and blended them together into a soup that tastes like victory.

Score: 10

"Carl, you black asshole!"

submission: Professor Layton pt.4

date: March 16, 2009

Got me to laugh--a lot.

"You should totally use the pudding for that!"