El-Cid's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Robot Dinosaurs]

wow

This wins. I don't know if there's much else to say about this. I mean, it's like, you took every possible cool idea and blended them together into a soup that tastes like victory.

I-smel responds:

with croutons of stale manliness

[FPS in Real Life 3]

Fantastic

Fantastic. This is a really cool idea. I actually had fun shooting the same 15 year old over and over again.

Aerdail responds:

I'm really glad you liked it, on account of I'm quite a fan of yours

[The Passion of the Christ]

You're just asking for it, huh?

You say this isn't so much of a game as it is a joke. Well either way, as a game it sucks hard and as a joke it sucks even harder.

I'm going to go on a limb here and say that the main intent of this submission was to piss off people, have them write nasty reviews, and create a temporaty little spotlight for yourself. Looks like you succeeded. You have in common child that uses his own crap to get mommy's attention. Some people just never grow up.

As a Christian, it goes without saying that I didn't like this. As a fellow human being, it makes me sad that you don't respect other's beliefs.

Good luck with the P.T. Learning to wipe your own arse will make you a better person.

automatic responds:

"You have in common child that uses his own crap to get mommy's attention."

Nice. That's not even a sentence. You, sir, are a literary genius.

And since when did I ever insinuate that I don't respect other people's beliefs? I could give a shit if you're a Christian, Muslim, Jew, whatever.

And what is with your fixation with feces? "Crap" this and "Potty Training" that. "Wipe your arse." Does the thought of poop excite you? Are you coming onto me?

Because, my girlfriend is pretty open-minded... ;)