El-Cid's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[TWEEN: A Flash Odyssey]

<3 <3 <3

I laughed. I cried. I jizzed myself.

[Charlie Brownstain Xmas]

cool

"Dancing in your blood." Hahaha!

The voices were spot on. The artwork was a bit rollercoaster, but overall it worked. The jokes also fit very well. Pretty funny stuff.

[How 2 Succeed on NG]

A little bitter aren't we?

You make some good points, but it doesn't bode well with me simply because you get very transparent.

For instance, you spend so long on your examples of what not to do (Half Life parody). So long, that it begins to feel like you actually are getting into your depictions of crap flashes. Like you are enjoying the direction it's going in.

You make a cock joke after listing it as a cheap way to get a laugh. You make fun of all the anime impersonators, but you're style is clearly a by product of it. I just get the impression that you are your own worst enemy. Your internet meme's and blatant self promotion don't help either. I smell a rat.

Good intention, but you're not the man for this job.

BiffTheTimid responds:

The HL2 bit ran a bit long, there is no debate about that. The cock joke was an attempt at irony, since I had stated before on the list that cock jokes would help someone succeed. Obviously I have at least proved my point even if the joke failed on you. As for the blatent self promotion, hahah.... yeah, I really liked that drawing so I put it up. I figured only a couple hundred people would see it anyways. Oh, and Squirrel Gets Biked 2 was a good time. The scream was priceless.

[Getting Off The Train]

heh

Pretty decent. It definately felt like it was inspired by Marc M., but it wasn't as memorable or creative as his stuff.

[A Unicorn Giggle]

Wow. . .

. . . you get ANOTHER 10 for the same reason on my last review.

[I Love Kids]

You get a 10 . . .

. . . for getting me to laugh.

[The Most Horrible Story]

Wow

That was pretty funny. I love how no Sunny D was the last straw.

Voice work and visuals worked perfectly together.

[Laughter]

mmmm

The best part was the intro graphic.

[Metropolis Circuit]

Class

Fucking A!

[Wonchop Demo Reel 07]

thumbs up

Awesome presentation of your stuff. You synced it up slickly with the beat.

Are you applying for work in any particular place?